A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief.
“How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?” asked the fire chief.
“Break out a fire hose and start spraying it, chief.” answered the new firefighter.
“How would you react if another fire flared up in the back of the building?” asked the fire chief.
“Break out another fire hose and start spraying it, chief.” answered the new firefighter.
“And if another huge fire flared up in the basement, how would you react?” asked the fire chief.
“Break out another fire hose.” answered the new firefighter.
“Now wait a minute, son,” said the fire chief. “Where are all these fire hoses coming from?”
The new firefighter answered, “The same place where all of the fires are coming from, chief.”
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– August 1, 2009
There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, “Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife.”
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said “Wait just a minute!”
She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, “I hope you weren’t crazy enough to put all that money in the casket.”
“Yes,” the wife said, “I promised. I’m a good Christian, I can’t lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.”
“You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?”
“I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check.”
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– July 26, 2009
Anderson Consultant:
Deregulation of the chicken’s side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM) Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chicken’s people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Andersen consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken’s mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.
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Tagged with Chicken, cross.
By admin
– July 20, 2009
A man travels to Spain and goes to Pamplona during the great “running of the Bulls” festival.
After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.
“What’s this?” he asks.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“What are cojones?” the man asks.
“Cojones,” the waiter explains, “are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon.”
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.
“What’s this?” he asks the waiter.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“No, no,” the man objects. “I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these.”
“Senor,” the waiter explains, “the bull does not lose every time.”
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Tagged with Adventurous Dining.
By admin
– July 20, 2009
A man travels to Spain and goes to Pamplona during the great “running of the Bulls” festival.
After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.
“What’s this?” he asks.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“What are cojones?” the man asks.
“Cojones,” the waiter explains, “are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon.”
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.
“What’s this?” he asks the waiter.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“No, no,” the man objects. “I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these.”
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Tagged with Adventurous Dining.
By admin
– July 20, 2009
A man travels to Spain and goes to Pamplona during the great “running of the Bulls” festival.
After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.
“What’s this?” he asks.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“What are cojones?” the man asks.
“Cojones,” the waiter explains, “are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon.”
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.
“What’s this?” he asks the waiter.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
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Tagged with Adventurous Dining.
By admin
– July 20, 2009
A man travels to Spain and goes to Pamplona during the great “running of the Bulls” festival.
After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.
“What’s this?” he asks.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“What are cojones?” the man asks.
“Cojones,” the waiter explains, “are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon.”
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.
“What’s this?” he asks the waiter.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“No, no,” the man objects. “I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these.”
“Senor,” the waiter explains, “the bull does not lose every time.”
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Posted in Home Funniest Video.
Tagged with Adventurous Dining.
By admin
– July 20, 2009
A man travels to Spain and goes to Pamplona during the great “running of the Bulls” festival.
After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.
“What’s this?” he asks.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“What are cojones?” the man asks.
“Cojones,” the waiter explains, “are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon.”
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.
“What’s this?” he asks the waiter.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“No, no,” the man objects. “I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these.”
“Senor,” the waiter explains, “the bull does not lose every time.”
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Tagged with Adventurous Dining.
By admin
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A man travels to Spain and goes to Pamplona during the great “running of the Bulls” festival.
After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.
“What’s this?” he asks.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“What are cojones?” the man asks.
“Cojones,” the waiter explains, “are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon.”
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.
“What’s this?” he asks the waiter.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“No, no,” the man objects. “I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these.”
“Senor,” the waiter explains, “the bull does not lose every time.”
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By admin
– July 20, 2009
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