A Lawyer in the Family

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he’d finally managed an affair with the innkeeper’s daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!

“Helen, why didn’t you write when you learned you were pregnant?” he cried. “I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!”

“Well,” she said, “when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin’ and talkin’ and decided it would be better to have a ——- in the family than a lawyer.”

http://www.funs.co.uk

• Five Lessons I Learned From My Own Frugal Dad This is a guest post from The Investor, the publicity-shy blogger who writes about money and finance at Monevator. If you like this post, you can subscribe to his free RSS feed for similar posts on money and investing topics. Not everyone is lucky enough to have a frugal dad.......
• How to Make Deer Hunting Videos If you've ever thought of making your own deer hunting videos but wondered who would want to watch them, you should consider the enjoyment you'll get from making them. You may be surprised at who would enjoy watching your videos. But even if no one did, you would have the......
• Phil Mickelson Wins 3rd Masters Title Even though the spotlight over the last week has shone on Tiger Woods and his return to golf after a five month hiatus, Phil Mickelson is the golfer who walked away Sunday with his 3rd Masters title. Though Woods' first day was all the buzz at the beginning of the......
• Tiger Woods shirtless and pumping iron in Vanity Fair [/caption] Here's Tiger Woods finally looking like the sex-crazed cad we know he is. Showing off his guns and abs and glaring at the camera, Woods looks nothing like the good guy of the greens in the Annie Liebowitz shot gracing the cover of the latest Vanity Fair. The menacing......
• Obesity in America and Cosmetic Weight Loss Alternative Obesity is a condition that millions of people deal with in their everyday lives. For many, it’s an affliction that makes a healthy life both difficult to have and almost impossible to maintain. Dieting and working out, while having a profound effect for some, is not always an option......