“How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?” asked the fire chief.

“Break out a fire hose and start spraying it, chief.” answered the new firefighter.

“How would you react if another fire flared up in the back of the building?” asked the fire chief.

“Break out another fire hose and start spraying it, chief.” answered the new firefighter.

“And if another huge fire flared up in the basement, how would you react?” asked the fire chief.

“Break out another fire hose.” answered the new firefighter.

“Now wait a minute, son,” said the fire chief. “Where are all these fire hoses coming from?”

The new firefighter answered, “The same place where all of the fires are coming from, chief.”

• I think I'm rubbing off on my fiancee We headed up to Hawaii's North Shore a couple of days ago. There's a good chance that when you are watching a surfing competition with 10-15 foot waves, it's from this area. We decided to stop at the "Pipeline." It had become so synonymous with surfing that I thought it......
• Crystal Color Fire Sticks & Pinecones, Crystal Color Sticks User Reviews Send this to a friend Crystal Color Fire Sticks & Pinecones, Crystal Color Sticks Manufacturer: Winter Woods Customer Rating: List Price: Varies based on product options Sale Price: $5.99 Availibility: Usually ships in 1-2 business days Buy Now Product Description Anyone that's been around one of our......
• Yahoo Answers - How to Gain Weight and Build Muscle Here's some advice on how to build muscle and gain weight if you're on the skinny side - Yahoo Answers After a few comments that it would be better if I just posted the answer here on the blog, I've decided to do just that! So, here it is. You......
• Swedish Students Learn Ropes in North America [/caption] Just weeks before completing their final year of secondary school in Sweden, 27 students completed a 21-day journey across North America to learn from firefighters in Canada and the U.S. The students, who attend Bobersggymnasiet Ange -- the equivalent of a high school that's focused on fire, search and......
• Gimme 10! (minutes for a break) I’m currently putting together a PowerPoint presentation for a staff in-service at work. I've been sitting in front of my computer for hours gathering and organizing the information and playing with PowerPoint formating and animation. Sometimes when I have a task to accomplish, I will bury myself in the project......

“A mother was taking a shower when her2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so she ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that she had copies made and included one with each of their Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting that she take a closer look. Puzzled, the mother stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to her son, she had captured her reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!”

“A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, “No, I’m just looking at your nuts.” The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away.”

“A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE.” That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word ‘Tampax’ for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’

An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly approached and asked her, “Ma’ am, would be OK if sit here and talk with you?” She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Customers in the bar started staring at them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns to his table dejected and ashamed. The young woman waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize. With a smile on her face she says, “I am sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I am a college student in psychiatry and I am putting together a thesis as to how people react to embarrassing moments.” The cunning guy now yells loudly, “What do you mean by $500?”

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• Woodstock Percussion Folk Guitar User Reviews Send this to a friend Woodstock Percussion Folk Guitar Manufacturer: Woodstock Percussion, Inc. Customer Rating: List Price: $39.99 Sale Price: $33.39 Availibility: Usually ships in 1-2 business days Buy Now Product Description The Woodstock Kids Folk Guitar is the actual guitar instrument sized perfectly for kids! This......
• My Life as a Volunteer Tax Preparer - Week 4 I am back with another installment in the education of Mr. ToughMoneyLove in the world of people and their money.  Yesterday was my fourth session as a volunteer at the AARP Tax-Aide office, preparing income tax returns for mostly older, lower income adults. I had five appointments this week.  One......
• Discuss: Hair styles that make you look older Allure talks about hairstyles that are aging. Let's discuss! A good hair stylist is hard to find One of the hardest things to find is a good hair stylist, one who understands your hair, how you like to look, and keeps you updated. With a few exceptions, while you could......
• Fantasy in Real Terms by Teal Ceagh, guest blogger and author of Destiny's Trinities trilogy. Today, you might be curious to know, is Miranda Otto’s birthday. She’s the Australian actor who played Éowyn in The Lord of the Rings. I’m a huge The Lord of the Rings fan – I’m one of those......
• Shopping small versus big- Mom and Pop vs. Big Box Stores In the town that I grew up in, we really only had Mom and Pop type stores; they were mostly all locally owned (even the banks) and we did not have any "big box" stores to speak of other than a single K-Mart. So whenever we needed something, be it......

“Helen, why didn’t you write when you learned you were pregnant?” he cried. “I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!”

“Well,” she said, “when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin’ and talkin’ and decided it would be better to have a ——- in the family than a lawyer.”

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• Fresh twists in Tiger's tale mean Woods is far from out of the woods yet [/caption] Is it just me? Or is Tiger Woods only an average-looking guy? He's not unattractive, but neither is he likely to cause a riot in a shopping mall. Still, throw a few billion dollars into the mix and suddenly Tiger Woods is a bit of a catch. Or is......
• What Makes Us The Affordable & Ethical SEO Marketing Company In UK? Search engine optimization is the process of improving your website to make it rank higher in the search engine result pages of major search engines such as Google, Yahoo, and MSN. As a leading SEO company of UK, we follow some proven SEO techniques along with the advance SEO methods......
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• Tiger Woods shirtless and pumping iron in Vanity Fair [/caption] Here's Tiger Woods finally looking like the sex-crazed cad we know he is. Showing off his guns and abs and glaring at the camera, Woods looks nothing like the good guy of the greens in the Annie Liebowitz shot gracing the cover of the latest Vanity Fair. The menacing......
• Pat Buchanan loses his mind! There are some people who, when angry about certain things, just they blow up saying some things that, we hope, they do not mean. In the past few days on MSNBC, Pat Buchanan has a whole load of accusations about Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor and Affirmative Action. Pat Buchanan......

Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student’s immediate family. A smart ass student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. “But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?” As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look. “Well,” he responded, “I guess you’ll just have to learn to write with your other hand.”

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• Interesting Facts: Volume 1 [/caption] WORLD FACTS Who Made The Marree Man? facts 60 km out of the town of Marree in South Australia, there is the figure of a man etched into the ground that is more than 4 km long. This geoglyph, popularly known as the Marree Man, is not only Australia's......
• Schoenhut Childs 6 String Guitar User Reviews Send this to a friend Schoenhut Childs 6 String Guitar Manufacturer: Schoenhut Piano Co. Inc. Customer Rating: List Price: $39.99 Sale Price: $27.54 Availibility: Usually ships in 24 hours Buy Now Product Description This Schoenhut 30-inch Acoustic Guitar is a unique introduction to playing for the aspiring......
• Ten Essential Tips Ofr Delivering Successful SEO 10 tips for effective SEO: Tracking Before you start your SEO campaign make sure to implement a quality web stats package that lets you know what search engine spiders are visiting your site, what keywords are referring the most traffic to your site, and how many hits/page views you are......
• CDM 2007: advice to clients As a client if you are about to alter or extend a building or structure, thinking of putting up a new one or demolishing an existing one, then the Construction (Design and Management) Regulations 2007 place a number of specific duties on you. The aim of these Regulations is to......
• Is Googling Your Answers Cheating?   I routinely Google my answers to online college homework. Sometimes Google provides you with tutorials, hints, and even direct answers. The temptation is definitely there to recreate the answer as your own. Is this illegal? Some college guidelines say so. At Clayton State University, the guidelines are as......

Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape — that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of their furniture.

I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate a houseplant. Tomorrow I may eat another.

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• How to Distress Furniture Perhaps you own a dresser that isn’t quite your style.  Or it could be that you have a pair of end tables that are looking rather ragged.  In either of these cases, you may be considering purchasing new furniture replacement pieces.  But, that isn’t your only option.  You may want......
• Art Deco Furniture Antiques -> Periods and Styles -> Art Deco Art deco furniture antiques are highly sought after and are often very unique pieces. If you love this time period, or if you are simply looking for furniture that transcends the every day mundane design, art deco furniture is the perfect choice.......
• Repairing Leather Furniture Furniture made of leather is generally more expensive than furniture made from other fabrics like cotton, acrylic, wool, or microfiber.  However, furniture experts consider leather to be the best all-around upholstery fabric.  This is because leather is extremely tough, softens and develops character with age, and is easy to clean. ......
• Way Basics: Furniture That Leaves No Trace And Gives Back. The people over at Way Basics were kind enough to send me small sample package of their recycled and recyclable furniture pieces called "zBoards", which I quickly assembled into a nice shelving unit we keep by the front door: So what exactly is the big deal with this stuff? Well,......
• Victorian Furniture Dealers -> Periods-Styles -> Victorian Though its peak popularity was during the late 19th century in America, Victorian furniture still holds quite an appeal for many people today. This style of furniture is distinguishable by the time period in which it was created and the methods that were used. The......

An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. “I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they’re soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I’ve been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What can I do?”

“Here’s a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week.”

Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson’s office. “Doctor, I don’t know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I’m doing it just as much, but now it smells terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?”

“Calm down, Mrs. Harris,” said the doctor soothingly. “Now that we’ve fixed your sinuses, we’ll work on your hearing!!!

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• Save Time, Money and Space in Over 80 Ways If you're looking for handy gadgets, tools and various items that can save you time, money or space (or all three!) this list of more than 80 top products is just what you need. Everyone's got saving money on their minds these days. Some of us are always looking to......
• 13 state AGs threaten suit over health care deal - Yahoo! News COLUMBIA, S.C. – Republican attorneys general in 13 states say congressional leaders must remove Nebraska's political deal from the federal health care reform bill or face legal action, according to a letter provided to The Associated Press Wednesday. "We believe this provision is constitutionally flawed," South Carolina Attorney General Henry......
• Our Loss...It's Over... As you've read in my previous post about the loss of our pregnancy, things have been pretty sad in our household this past week. I figured since I started you on this journey with us in that post, I should continue and let you know how we are doing from......
• Obama At House Republican Retreat In Baltimore: FULL VIDEO, TEXT [/caption] Video of President Obama's remarks to the House Republican retreat in Baltimore on Friday, Jan. 29, 2010 and Q&A With GOP Lawmakers: Complete transcript of Obama's remarks as recorded by the White House: 12:10 P.M. EST THE PRESIDENT: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Please, everybody be......
• Assassination of Abraham Lincoln [/caption] On Good Friday, April 14, 1865 Abraham Lincoln was shoot The assassination of Abraham Lincoln, one of the last major events in the American Civil War, took place on Good Friday, April 14, 1865, when President Abraham Lincoln was shot while attending a performance of Our American Cousin at......

The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang.  He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there.  The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again.  The same six-foot cockroach was standing there.  This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain.  Then the big bug left.

The fourth night Frank didn’t drink at all.  The doorbell rang.  The cockroach was standing there.  The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor.

The following day, Frank went to see his doctor.  He explained events of the preceding four nights.  “What can I do?” he pleaded.  “Not much” the doctor replied.  “There’s just a nasty bug going around.”

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• Leno And Conan: The Tonight Show Fiasco Are you with Leno or Conan? The Chin or Conando? Cars or Coco? If you’re like me, you like both of these guys for various reasons. You think they’re both talented and funny in their own ways, and would like to see both of them on TV. For me, I......
• John Wayne Movies Memorabilia -> Movie Memorabilia John Wayne movies have been a favorite of movie buffs, Western fans and those who like “tough guys” in their films, for many years. Though John Wayne has been gone for almost 30 years, his presence is still such a part of American culture that almost......
• Sam Querrey Wins the Morgan Keenan Championship Sam Querrey defeated John Isner on Sunday in Memphis, Tennessee, to win the Morgan Keenan Championship, 6-7 (3), 7-6 (5), 6-3. That's an impressive win for a player who just 4 months ago thought an accident may have ended his tennis career. In October, Querrey fell on a glass coffee......
• Martooni Thursday I believe the tradition started out back when I graduated college and my husband still had one more year. Since then it has morphed and changed to what it is today. Back in the day, Thursday nights were a big college night out. Being that I was no longer an......
• Freddie Gibbs' 'Tailor-Made Flow' Makes Him A 'Hottest Breakthrough MCs Of 2010' Candidate Fans decide our 'Hottest Breakthrough MC of 2010' — vote now! The winner will be revealed on July 25.By Shaheem Reid Freddie Gibbs Photo: MTV News "Hottest Breakthrough MCs of 2010" Candidate: Freddie Gibbs Of course Freddie Gibbs wants to get a little paper, but he's still giving away whole......

“My son Kent,” says one, “has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He’s so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift.”

The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. “Norm’s so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift.”

The third man’s son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.

“To tell the truth, I’m not very pleased with how my son turned out,” he replies. “For 15 years, Chico’s been a hairdresser, and I’ve just recently discovered he’s gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates.”

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• Buddhism 101 - Your Top 4 Buddhism Related Questions Demystified You are about to learn the basics of Buddhism and discover the answers to the top 4 most common Buddhism related questions. Who is Buddha? A prince was born around 563 B.C. to King Suddhodana of the kingdom of Kapilavastu and Queen Maya, and it was known that the prince......
• My Life as a Volunteer Tax Preparer - Week 3   Today was my third weekly session as a volunteer tax preparer.  I met more interesting people with yet more interesting hard truth stories involving the intersections of their money with their lives.  That being the case, I thought I would continue to share them with you. The first appointment......
• Teddy Pendergrass dies aged 59 [/caption] Soul singer Teddy Pendergrass has died at the age of 59 following "a difficult recovery" from colon cancer surgery, his son has told the AP news agency. Teddy Pendergrass II said his father had died at a hospital in Philadelphia. He was paralysed from the waist down in a......
• Crystal Bowersox Defends Ex-Boyfriend In Redbook Interview 'He's getting hate mail and horrible messages online,' 'Idol' runner-up tells the magazine.By Jocelyn Vena Crystal Bowersox Photo: FOX On the day of her big "American Idol" finale, Crystal Bowersox and her boyfriend, Tony Kusian, decided to end their relationship. Of course, some fans immediately jumped to conclusions about Kusian,......
• Alessandra’s Dream… I think is best that we maintain as friends… My dreams are always in a mess. I dream different stories for the 8hrs of sleep. But I can remember a few scenarios. Mostly, the ones I remember are those that can be quite disturbing to me. I dream that this guy sent me an msn. The words are......