“How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?” asked the fire chief.

“Break out a fire hose and start spraying it, chief.” answered the new firefighter.

“How would you react if another fire flared up in the back of the building?” asked the fire chief.

“Break out another fire hose and start spraying it, chief.” answered the new firefighter.

“And if another huge fire flared up in the basement, how would you react?” asked the fire chief.

“Break out another fire hose.” answered the new firefighter.

“Now wait a minute, son,” said the fire chief. “Where are all these fire hoses coming from?”

The new firefighter answered, “The same place where all of the fires are coming from, chief.”

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So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said “Wait just a minute!”

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, “I hope you weren’t crazy enough to put all that money in the casket.”

“Yes,” the wife said, “I promised. I’m a good Christian, I can’t lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.”

“You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?”

“I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check.”

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After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.

“What’s this?” he asks.

“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“What are cojones?” the man asks.
“Cojones,” the waiter explains, “are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon.”

At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.

“What’s this?” he asks the waiter.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.

“No, no,” the man objects. “I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these.”

“Senor,” the waiter explains, “the bull does not lose every time.”

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After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.

“What’s this?” he asks.

“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“What are cojones?” the man asks.
“Cojones,” the waiter explains, “are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon.”

At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.

“What’s this?” he asks the waiter.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.

“No, no,” the man objects. “I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these.”

“Senor,” the waiter explains, “the bull does not lose every time.”

• I'll Be Waiting Preface It all started when I joined the spyworld when I was 16. I was shortlisted as a candidate after a 10 day camp. All of us thought it was just an outdoor camp that was very different from the other courses. So yeah, a lady posed as a principal......
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After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.

“What’s this?” he asks.

“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“What are cojones?” the man asks.
“Cojones,” the waiter explains, “are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon.”

At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.

“What’s this?” he asks the waiter.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.

“No, no,” the man objects. “I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these.”

“Senor,” the waiter explains, “the bull does not lose every time.”

• The Biggest Loser Couples Season 7, Episode 17 Video Recap with Pete Thomas It’s down to crunch time now with just five players left. Every person is now thinking about how they will align themselves for the final push. Ron and Mike control this game since they each have a vote to keep the other in the game. Make no mistake here; the...
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• Another Way While here, I have seen many interesting things in relationship to recycling fishing materials; everything from eyelets being re-taped to poles, to nets mended with shoe-laces and pieces of plastic bags. Apart from these things, while walking along the edge of the Mar, I recently saw a interesting substitution for......

After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.

“What’s this?” he asks.

“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“What are cojones?” the man asks.
“Cojones,” the waiter explains, “are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon.”

At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.

“What’s this?” he asks the waiter.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.

“No, no,” the man objects. “I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these.”

“Senor,” the waiter explains, “the bull does not lose every time.”

• Success Strategies: Escape Victim Consciousness - The 30-Day Challenge! “We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. They may have been few in number, but they offer sufficient proof that everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last......
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• Another Way While here, I have seen many interesting things in relationship to recycling fishing materials; everything from eyelets being re-taped to poles, to nets mended with shoe-laces and pieces of plastic bags. Apart from these things, while walking along the edge of the Mar, I recently saw a interesting substitution for......

After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.

“What’s this?” he asks.

“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“What are cojones?” the man asks.
“Cojones,” the waiter explains, “are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon.”

At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.

“What’s this?” he asks the waiter.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.

“No, no,” the man objects. “I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these.”

“Senor,” the waiter explains, “the bull does not lose every time.”

• Another Way While here, I have seen many interesting things in relationship to recycling fishing materials; everything from eyelets being re-taped to poles, to nets mended with shoe-laces and pieces of plastic bags. Apart from these things, while walking along the edge of the Mar, I recently saw a interesting substitution for......
• Cash Prizes Weekend Roundup... see end of post for more details. This week from Fitness Health Network: Below are a couple of great posts from my fitness blogger friends - check them out! To Stretch, Or Not To Stretch-Who Knows? Get Fit Slowly examines the research. Journal of Healthy Living writes about Myths About Coffee: America's #1 Drink. NCN tries out......
• Dwyane Wade is getting the free pass That's right, another post on the SBST ... NFL camps have not opened yet ... so cut me some slack.  Let's get to it now. While LeBron James is getting pummeled by fans and media all over the U.S., it seems that Dwyane Wade can do no wrong. Why is......
• Mostly Dirty Jokes in 50 Words or Less Man finds pig in field, puts it in his car. Cop pulls him over, tells him to take pig to the zoo. Later, cop pulls over same man and pig, asks why he didn't take it to the zoo. Man says, "I did. Now we're going to a ball game."......
• The Biggest Loser Couples Season 7, Episode 17 Video Recap with Pete Thomas It’s down to crunch time now with just five players left. Every person is now thinking about how they will align themselves for the final push. Ron and Mike control this game since they each have a vote to keep the other in the game. Make no mistake here; the...

After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.

“What’s this?” he asks.

“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.
“What are cojones?” the man asks.
“Cojones,” the waiter explains, “are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon.”

At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.

“What’s this?” he asks the waiter.
“Cojones, senor,” the waiter replies.

“No, no,” the man objects. “I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these.”

“Senor,” the waiter explains, “the bull does not lose every time.”

• Mostly Dirty Jokes in 50 Words or Less Man finds pig in field, puts it in his car. Cop pulls him over, tells him to take pig to the zoo. Later, cop pulls over same man and pig, asks why he didn't take it to the zoo. Man says, "I did. Now we're going to a ball game."......
• I'll Be Waiting Preface It all started when I joined the spyworld when I was 16. I was shortlisted as a candidate after a 10 day camp. All of us thought it was just an outdoor camp that was very different from the other courses. So yeah, a lady posed as a principal......
• Another Way While here, I have seen many interesting things in relationship to recycling fishing materials; everything from eyelets being re-taped to poles, to nets mended with shoe-laces and pieces of plastic bags. Apart from these things, while walking along the edge of the Mar, I recently saw a interesting substitution for......
• John Wayne Memorabilia Collection If you are a fan of John Wayne, and looking to start a John Wayne memorabilia collection, keep reading. John Wayne memorabilia collections have always been a popular subject, but ever since his 100th birthday was celebrated on May 26 of 2007, the concept of beginning a John Wayne memorabilia......
• Success Strategies: Escape Victim Consciousness - The 30-Day Challenge! “We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. They may have been few in number, but they offer sufficient proof that everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last......