“How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?” asked the fire chief.

“Break out a fire hose and start spraying it, chief.” answered the new firefighter.

“How would you react if another fire flared up in the back of the building?” asked the fire chief.

“Break out another fire hose and start spraying it, chief.” answered the new firefighter.

“And if another huge fire flared up in the basement, how would you react?” asked the fire chief.

“Break out another fire hose.” answered the new firefighter.

“Now wait a minute, son,” said the fire chief. “Where are all these fire hoses coming from?”

The new firefighter answered, “The same place where all of the fires are coming from, chief.”

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• Swedish Students Learn Ropes in North America [/caption] Just weeks before completing their final year of secondary school in Sweden, 27 students completed a 21-day journey across North America to learn from firefighters in Canada and the U.S. The students, who attend Bobersggymnasiet Ange -- the equivalent of a high school that's focused on fire, search and......

“Helen, why didn’t you write when you learned you were pregnant?” he cried. “I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!”

“Well,” she said, “when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin’ and talkin’ and decided it would be better to have a ——- in the family than a lawyer.”

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• My Life as a Volunteer Tax Preparer - Week 6 This was yet another unique week of experiences for me in the volunteer tax preparer office. I had 5 appointments plus I picked up a 6th so one of the other volunteers could leave early.  This 6th appointment was the most enlightening to me.  More about that in a moment.......
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